. . . needs a whole cruise-ship crew of sea-worthy thespians, ready to take on the many fun-filled roles, including:
Cruise Ship Crew -
Captain Quirk A tad oblivious, our Captain is easily confused
Lawrence He's on the ball ... mostly
Isaac the Parrot Squawks, but perceptive avian
Barista Makes a mean smoothie!
Officer Frankly "Crime Busting for Dummies" aficionado
Harsky Eager detective, by the book, a Sherlock
Stutch Eager detective, but rather a clutz
Doctor Whych Anything can be fixed with ice cubes!
Intern Why Wants to help - where are the ice cubes?
Chef Willy Southern cookin’ with a twist
Brittany Uber smiley Social Director, "ooooh!"
Simon & Clue Crew We found a clue! We found a clue!
Ansel & Edsel Paparazzi with a flair for the dramatic
Granny Physical comedy at any age
Richard Flamboyant Show Director
Performers:
Drummer
Straight-Laced Girl
Greaser Guy
Four Leaf Clovers (six of them!)
Elvis (yes, really, he's here!)
Plus a slew of Suspicious Voyagers - passengers with motive!
These folk have hutzpah and a love of jewels --
which one is behind our dastardly crime?
Mrs. Weiner Really needs to relax!
Mr. Weiner Tight-wad in all ways, hiding a past
Thomas Weiner Wants to play!
Jerilyn Weiner Wants to play!
Sir Bradford Brown Invented the zipper, now in need?
Henry/Hennie Harlequin Retired jeweler, looking for more?
Harry/Harriet Harlequin Retired jeweler, also wants more?
Miss Jaclyn Jade Helpful, but in need of money
Professor Marigold Maize Caribbean Narwhale “expert”
Mr. Tony Teal Inquisitive, enchanted by Maize
Duchess Beulah Blau Snooty, loves jewels & money
Madame Catherine Crimson Lost without her necklace
Miss Felicia Flamenco Vain, wants photos, enjoys money
Miss Vikki Violet Seeks fame and fortune
Choruses:
Crew, Waiters, Performers, Masseuses, Passengers