HiJinx on the High Seas! will be the perfect kick-off event to your summer and July 4th weekend!  This June's show is going to be a sea-going sensation! 

The 2010 world premier of this hysterical production just needs YOU to join the cruise at our three public performances on Friday, July 2 (evening) and Saturday, July 3 (matinee and evening).  Tickets will be on sale in June at Gracewinds Music in downtown Corvallis.  We're looking forward to welcoming YOU on board!       

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HiJinx on the High Seas! . . . needs a whole cruise-ship crew of sea-worthy thespians, ready to take on the many fun-filled roles, including:

Cruise Ship Crew -   

Captain Quirk            A tad oblivious, our Captain is easily confused

Lawrence                  He's on the ball ... mostly

Isaac the Parrot         Squawks, but perceptive avian

Barista                        Makes a mean smoothie!

Officer Frankly           "Crime Busting for Dummies" aficionado

Harsky                        Eager detective, by the book, a Sherlock

Stutch                         Eager detective, but rather a clutz

Doctor Whych             Anything can be fixed with ice cubes!

Intern Why                 Wants to help - where are the ice cubes?

Chef Willy                   Southern cookin’ with a twist

Brittany                      Uber smiley Social Director, "ooooh!"

Simon & Clue Crew    We found a clue! We found a clue!

Ansel & Edsel             Paparazzi with a flair for the dramatic

Granny                        Physical comedy at any age

Richard                        Flamboyant Show Director

Performers:

    Drummer
    Straight-Laced Girl

    Greaser Guy

    Four Leaf Clovers    (six of them!)

    Elvis                         (yes, really, he's here!)

Plus a slew of Suspicious Voyagers - passengers with motive!
   These folk have hutzpah and a love of jewels --
       which one is behind our dastardly crime? 

Mrs. Weiner                        Really needs to relax!

Mr. Weiner                         Tight-wad in all ways, hiding a past

Thomas Weiner                 Wants to play!

Jerilyn Weiner                    Wants to play!

Sir Bradford Brown            Invented the zipper, now in need?

Henry/Hennie Harlequin    Retired jeweler, looking for more? 

Harry/Harriet Harlequin    Retired jeweler, also wants more?

Miss Jaclyn Jade                Helpful, but in need of money

Professor Marigold Maize  Caribbean Narwhale “expert”

Mr. Tony Teal                     Inquisitive, enchanted by Maize

Duchess Beulah Blau         Snooty, loves jewels & money

Madame Catherine Crimson      Lost without her necklace

Miss Felicia Flamenco        Vain, wants photos, enjoys money

Miss Vikki Violet               Seeks fame and fortune 


Choruses:

    Crew, Waiters, Performers, Masseuses, Passengers




 
 
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